A man and a woman lay side by side in bed. Who are they and how do they know each other? There is no one clear answer and that’s what makes this story interesting.

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时(🦄)间(jiān )回(huí )到嘉祥担任店长的猫(mā(🐨)o )娘蛋糕(🌌)店『La Soleil』(🚧)开张的(de )半(bàn )年前，还是小猫的(de )巧(qiǎ(🏹)o )克力跟(🏦)香草刚(🥎)来到(dào )水(shuǐ )无月家，还没跟其他(tā(🚗) )猫(māo )娘(🐃)(niáng )们打(🔓)成一片的时候(hòu )。开始用「主人」(🌫)称呼(hū(🦖) )嘉祥，并(💰)且在水无月(yuè )家度过第一个圣诞节(jiē )的(👏)(de )两人，和(😻)嘉祥立(💂)下(xià )了(le )一个约定。NekoparaOVA的募资达(dá )标(biā(♎)o )感(gǎn )谢(😮)礼，将为(🤡)各位(wèi )送(sòng )上(shàng )一段全新前传！

清(🌨)(qīng )末(mò(🚸) )民初，日(🌭)本人以荣亚(yà )矿业公司为壳，瞄上(💆)(shàng )了南(🌵)灵镇的(🔴)皇墓，试(shì )图(tú )盗取国宝，荣亚矿(kuà(🤮)ng )业(yè )的(💝)负责人(🅰)藤川负责调(diào )查(chá )“镇灵玺”。一日，收(✅)(shōu )到线(🕓)报，称南(😎)灵镇花(huā )家少爷花易天在最近(jìn )的一次(🚶)倒斗中(🔪)，掌握(wò(🖖) )了(le )国宝线索。藤川盯(dīng )上(shàng )了花易(🤽)天，而此(👫)时，花(huā(📐) )易天一方面要面对(duì )日(rì )本(běn )人(🧕)的虎视(😂)眈眈，一(🤰)(yī )方(fāng )面遭到了花家分舵主(zhǔ )王(🧛)中鹤的(㊗)反水，失(🤣)去(qù )了花家镇外六部势力(lì )。内忧(🎣)外患之(💞)下，花(huā(⏸) )易(yì )天以肥斗美差招来了(le )高(gāo )手(🥓)(shǒu )慕长(🎴)风助自(🥞)己一臂(bì )之(zhī )力。机缘巧合下爱上(shàng )了花(✊)易天青(🚬)梅竹马(🎻)的(de )未婚妻唐婉云的慕长(zhǎng )风(fēng )与(😿)花易天(🏟)里应外(🌟)合(hé )，在“花魁十年庆”时(shí )清(qīng )盘了(👉)王中鹤(🐛)势力。没(🥑)(méi )想(xiǎng )到逃走的王中鹤绑(bǎng )架(jià(🛍) )了唐婉(✊)云和花(🦂)易天极(jí )尽折磨，虽然二人侥(yáo )幸(🌎)逃出，但(☕)是花易(👹)天(tiān )身(shēn )体和精神全都元气(qì )大(🚅)(dà )伤，一(👎)蹶不振(🌜)。花易(yì )天(tiān )能(néng )否重新振作?又能否(fǒu )联(🎥)(lián )手慕(🥊)长风终(🗑)结日本人(rén )的阴谋，守护住属于(yú(😑) )中国的(🤐)镇灵宝(🥩)?

张乾救(jiù )了(le )师妹苏樱雪，在表(biǎo )白(💖)(bái )前却(🤛)误杀了(🎂)师弟，导(dǎo )致(zhì )了师妹的误会，两(liǎ(😹)ng )人(rén )阴(🎧)(yīn )差阳(🥋)错来到现代后(hòu )，张乾一直希望得(🏈)到师(shī(🕯) )妹的原(⛅)谅，却没想到(dào )半路杀出一个长的(🈯)很(hěn )像(🔇)(xiàng )师弟(🍿)的李一白，三(sān )人(rén )的感情在这段(🐬)错综复(🎍)(fù )杂(zá(🌛) )且(qiě )水土不服的现代生(shēng )活(huó )中闹出不(👊)少笑话(🍷)。

Juanita, a loud 35 year old mulata, returns to her homeland to spend Christmas with their loved ones along with 350,000 Dominicans living abroad. She does not come alone, she's accompanied by Mariano, a rough Spanish man much older than her, he's anxious to get to know this island where you can sow 365 days a year. Mariano has decided for the first time in his life to take a risk, he sells his share of the land in Burgo de Osma to a brother and helps Juanita pay for the mortgage of her house in Santo Domingo just when she was about to lose it to the bank. Upon arrival, Juanita confesses she has two children, Mariano confesses in return to have taken advantage of her illegal status in order to get her to stay with him. Amidst these confessions the avalanche of family and friends falls on them, among them is Jairo, the father of her children, a typical 30 year old street wise Dominican who looks at him with jealousy. What Juanita did not confess to Mariano is that she has allowed Jairo to stay at her house to help with the children. Juanita and Mariano, who while being in Spain clung to each other like two castaways to a raft, will try not to drown in Santo Domingo.

Jean Barreau leads a spiritual commune on the countryside and promises his followers a chance for a second life. When their doubles arrive at the house, the followers learn that Jean meant his promise of a second life quite literally.